Whoever has ears to hear let him hear (Mark 7.14 to 23) or the cosmic egg
Well the other day I was up in another context-looking, sure, what book or Gospel was the phrase "He who has ears to hear (...)", and found, but along the way ran into the direction www.tenga-eu . net, showing that God's ways are inscrutable, as very well said Santa Teresa.
And what's in that direction? device as it announces a manual masturbator for men. Allow me, at first to change the word "masturbate", "masturbator" that I find unpleasant words, by stroking, caressing. And who follow the blog you use the word that you like more, but when talking about petting, stroking wank I mean.
But I knew different models of vibrators for women (one day I will make a monograph on the subject), electric vibrators, which are plugged (how scary!), Which carry disposable batteries, the rechargeable batteries, submersibles, internal , from the tiny to be worn inside the machine size. No, no joke, I know who uses the centrifuge program to unite the devotion to duty. Talk about it, there are no static and mobile, land, sea and air I guess. A friend of mine put the engine vibrations vaporetto in Venice. Not to mention what makes a two-cylinder 750 cm3 Norton, like the one I use in a woman with her legs spread, which is how it goes now another day bike ... I mean, is a funny anecdote.
And besides motorized vibrators dildos are also static 
Who benefits from your burning front
is a pincushion, what mischief!
For stiff wood delights you
elusive and painting.
Little is so much wood for fire.
If you give away a stick so sweetly
and with him today so your sex strike
What shall I do with the meat hanging me?. (Anonymous eighteenth century)
but did not know anything for men, apart from the blow-up doll, which always seemed to me an attempt to sex (and good taste). For that, I prefer my hand.
Thus, it filled (with curiosity) I learned where they sold it, I was running (pun employee) and I bought the photo artilurgio:
The seller told me that pert could choose between several models, the "missionary", which should include a Bible, the "woman on top" to be the deepest, "the dog" that is sure to take necklace, the "deep throat ".... I explained that while the outside is the same, was the interior finish which varied. I wondered if the model "deep throat" included a simulation language and epiglottis, and the "dog" that made two categorically enter just the tip. Only a model including engine and clean (ECSS), all others move by hand, are expendable, and once its function is thrown away.
I, who am clásicones tastes, I chose the model missionary.
And no, it includes Bible.
And I took it home, eager to test. I took the envelope and that's what I saw:
by the way, maybe someone that reads I recognize the furniture, the shadow of the teapot, or even a tea strainer, having ever been at home. Discretion in this case!
And open the egg, what appears is what you can see, an egg with an envelope, ketchup or mustard like but it is a lubricant. I do not remember to include instructions or first aid kit, but at this stage of the game and I had caught the nerve, and felt the need to touch it.
Him out of the egg, and like a donut closed by a transparent film. With a consistency like jelly, very "meaty", very morbid, white. Once positioned in place was fun, because it was like glans cap. A cap huge elephantine. And white. Not encouraging until one pulled him down into the body. Then the cap accompanied by hand, and the movie, the closed portion would show through. That is, the cock was becoming more and more into view. It has much morbid curiosity, I must say.
And the touch? well, a gelatin with fleshy, and very full of lubricant?? placed in such a pressure side and which regulates the user?. If you want to press as a virgin, a virgin pressed, if you do not end immediately, relax a little pressure ... it's like magic. Well, I lasted a few minutes, despite riding with one hand occupied holding the video camera 
. The cost per minute goes a little high but worth it.
Even for two worth playing, I think even more fun to watch the pileup when in use, which, with games of concealment and transparency that has a one, is to look at the face that puts the one being honored.
So, my little grasshopper lonely, my dear grasshoppers who want to make a gift to your partner and do not know what, cheer up!
The truth is that, at least for me, a new experience.
and addictive
by the way, I have pictures of the whole process, but not featured here, I seem a little risqué, even for this blog, if anyone is interested or a / a in this "first hand experience" and that the best employee ever first hand, send me an email (sysop32@yahoo.es)
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April 20th, 2009 at 6:25
You speak of sex as a physical activity like biking and promised passion. Where is it? Someday we will see