In Kleido
Well the other day I was in Kleido, a shop in Barcelona that specializes in items pornoeroticosfestivos and we were two people, another client, a woman, well-run quarantine, the subsidiary and me. 
I had already chosen my new cosmic egg (as I said in a previous post, it's addictive), while the other customers were beginning to envelop you purchase. And while the clerk explained that it was not for her, it was for a friend (yes, I was thinking that non petita excusatio ...), which had separated, and that although he had been with other men, NA, nothin '.
And as he wrapped a terrible pileup, the mother of all vibrators, the Humvee of masturbation, the ultimate weapon, I swear, do not you gonna believe, was something like this:
Oh, no, sorry, I mistook
full of incoming, outgoing, motors, rotors, connecting rods and cranks, the client was still shelling the misfortunes of her friend. No, her husband well, well, normal, but what is with others, the Titanic's iceberg. And she wanted to reverse this situation, making her friend a gift of circumstances. Well, that's what he said ... I swear if I am a woman, and gave me such a weapon, it gives me a chill that leaves me unable to cum again.
In the end, while I was standing in line with my egg (the cosmic) in hand I could not help saying that if this infernal machine could not reach, to abandon his friend, as in Dante's hell, every hope. We laugh all three.
And while I wrapped my purchase, the lady to the counter where they were different models of egg, and asks what is that. The clerk tells him to wait a moment, that explains it, but I answered him a male masturbator. And how does it work? asks, smiling. Is that women are of a bad 
!. And I'll explain, without going into great detail, eventually we were three in the store and the clerk was busy ... I would add that it is a great gift and a memorable experience for your partner, and finally says, then no, not my partner and I need it.
I thought that this will end the story, but I see the lady who is near the door dimly watching news, until we leave at the same time
by the way, for those who want to expand knowledge, and has over 18 years, there is a photo essay of the egg in a page with password. If you leave me a comment in this post, and I promise to have more than 18 years, I give you the pass via email. And no, your comment will not appear here. And, alternatively, you send me an email to sysop32@yahoo.es
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