Archive for February, 2010

1. Rules for use of swingers. A case study

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Missed ... because I said the other day a friend of mine that exchange clubs are not what they were ... now when he had less trade and more onlookers, less folleteo and more straws.

And the abomination of desolation, there were couples who went to the dark room (where there is none) and stayed in a corner, she leaned against the wall, holding her hands and removing losses that were going to find her tits. And I said my friend ... but these straits were they before? but to go to the darkroom? because there is touched but not seen. That will, cornered? Ever guess what they are doing, standing against the wall, she crouched down eating it.

I could give no answer.

And this is how the comments they make the old "if I had winters before" (or summer, or rain), simply because what you remember are extraordinary events, the snows of a meter high, temperatures of 45 degrees at eight o'clock in the afternoon ... you remember something that happened once amplified, is generalized ("That was before") because what happens always remember no one.

And I do not know if the audience has changed now (I must say that the presence of a certain Cayetano, figure of bunting, and equestrian pro - who reminds him there are still riding there on waterboarding - went much the level and popularity of the place), or if you have changed us, and our high standards.

If it is true that one day I remembered memorable, something that happened years ago, but still alive and makes me remember when.

My partner and I worked club. And that requires us to retire early - the early Madrid are like two in the morning, do not go either to believe - and therefore we will soon. Sure, if that is soon before they reached the other exchange partners, I will say that we do two, there alone.

But hey, someone, some other couple as lost as us, so we managed them.


Or not

For one thing there is to know, is that there are times when one can interfere with another couple, and times not. It happens like in the game of cribbage, or you spend, or you do not get ... To interact with another couple convenient "catch" at the right time, ie when they have started to play with each other, or are beginning to fuck ... and more if the girl is a rookie in these conflicts ... If you are new, and go to the club because your partner has requested, it costs a lot to be touched, at least initially. Since when is fucking hot and this because it is the same, and if desired, in general does not care.

Of course, the couple takes the L as an apprentice, or rookie, there is no way of knowing beforehand whether they are normal, or is your first experience.

If several couples there are always some that are "about to candy", ie who are beginning folleteo, and therefore lend themselves to group play. And if a couple separates us, a little beyond that we will find another with arms and legs open

(Continued)

The investor nipples

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Before starting, a small survey, as we talk about things (serious) of women, so please answer the question, and then follows the post ....

For once not explain a story of sex and violence :) , But a funny story ... or so it seems to me

As a friend of mine who lives in Latin America, he had made a reduction of tits, and nearly lost the nipple, because they cut it, reshape the breast, and paste it ... and of course, is a delicate thing. I remember seeing him on TV ... the nipple cut following the line of points (points that have drawn them first), they take it like a wilted flower, reshape the breast, and placed back in its rightful place.

But in the case of my friend, the nipple was not well irrigated and almost dropped ... but the end was not dropped, it was inverted (ie, rather than proud to leave out, he was tucked inward ). And her nipple has shamefully sad. Total, that talking about and others will say that an investor sold in Spain nipples, and that it had found a well-known in the English Court, and asked me if I can get. Well, I see me in the English Court of Castellana, Department of beauty products, asking a clerk if you are an investor of nipples, which I do not know what it's like, but I have asked ... of course ... investment investor ... ... nipples ... has ... set of taboo words. The clerk looked at me like a pervert who was to open the front of her coat. No, we do not have that here. And you know where I can find it? I did not. Unless in small appliances ...

And there I was. Neither had, although he had advised the clerk that I was going to be a man who seemed serious, but surely wanted something unusual, because he had spoken of investment and nipples ... get there and as if by chance there was a guard security in the area.

But they had had time to analyze my question, to try to understand it, and sent me to the most senior clerk to answer. A very kind lady, but dominatrix-like mustache and some told me to go to the Department of mom ...

There I go, I explain my ignorance apologizing, and talking about nipples, tells me that there dependent not afraid of anything, but are generally rather women who buy these things, give it to me, and I 'm happy with my purchase

Commenting on my odyssey with a friend tells me she also has the inverted nipple, and if you buy one with it. So I return to my favorite dependent, and ask another. And I says, "have said, that there is a nipple boxes, and boxes for two teats, which are cheaper, give me that I have sold, and the change."

And I answer: "because it will be that no, they are for different people." It was a little stop, going to look the other box, I look very serious, and hands it to me like a pervert.

And it is my fate ...

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