The investor nipples
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Before starting, a small survey, as we talk about things (serious) of women, so please answer the question, and then follows the post ....
For once not explain a story of sex and violence
, But a funny story ... or so it seems to me
As a friend of mine who lives in Latin America, he had made a reduction of tits, and nearly lost the nipple, because they cut it, reshape the breast, and paste it ... and of course, is a delicate thing. I remember seeing him on TV ... the nipple cut following the line of points (points that have drawn them first), they take it like a wilted flower, reshape the breast, and placed back in its rightful place.
But in the case of my friend, the nipple was not well irrigated and almost dropped ... but the end was not dropped, it was inverted (ie, rather than proud to leave out, he was tucked inward ). And her nipple has shamefully sad. Total, that talking about and others will say that an investor sold in Spain nipples, and that it had found a well-known in the English Court, and asked me if I can get. Well, I see me in the English Court of Castellana, Department of beauty products, asking a clerk if you are an investor of nipples, which I do not know what it's like, but I have asked ... of course ... investment investor ... ... nipples ... has ... set of taboo words. The clerk looked at me like a pervert who was to open the front of her coat. No, we do not have that here. And you know where I can find it? I did not. Unless in small appliances ...
And there I was. Neither had, although he had advised the clerk that I was going to be a man who seemed serious, but surely wanted something unusual, because he had spoken of investment and nipples ... get there and as if by chance there was a guard security in the area.
But they had had time to analyze my question, to try to understand it, and sent me to the most senior clerk to answer. A very kind lady, but dominatrix-like mustache and some told me to go to the Department of mom ...
There I go, I explain my ignorance apologizing, and talking about nipples, tells me that there dependent not afraid of anything, but are generally rather women who buy these things, give it to me, and I 'm happy with my purchase
Commenting on my odyssey with a friend tells me she also has the inverted nipple, and if you buy one with it. So I return to my favorite dependent, and ask another. And I says, "have said, that there is a nipple boxes, and boxes for two teats, which are cheaper, give me that I have sold, and the change."
And I answer: "because it will be that no, they are for different people." It was a little stop, going to look the other box, I look very serious, and hands it to me like a pervert.
And it is my fate ...









