(And 2.) One hundred dollars
So one day I was in a hotel in Costa Rica, just arrived, I was half asleep, travel, time change, when I woke up a few laughs in the room next door, a joke, two Yankee boys, two girls policies, talking and laughing. That one said, "I'll have a shower."
And one of the girls:
"- May I come in?
- You do not
- Bet something
- A kiss
- It's a deal "
which becomes:
on: I'm going to shower
She: I can join you? 
on: you will not
her, I bet?
on: a kiss
it: according
So now intrigued, and imagining what was to follow grab a glass and sticking to the bathroom wall. It was still a joke, releasing water, hitting squeals, laughter, English, Spanglish it, and I raging, thinking I was having who better than me. Raging and excited of course, naked, with his ear glued to a glass on the wall, and connected like an ass, should be a show, thank goodness I was alone and there was none I could take a picture and post it on facebook, if not ...
It made me more horny every time, the boy says, "I'll go to bed, and I wait for you there", or something, because English was more than what he was talking slang, something like I'llgot'bedndwaiyuthwer . Enter the other girl and I hear them whisper, as we ask? are a arrastraos, but 100 were we get.
Leave them, my erection, my drink and I moved to the wall of the room, they lie down in bed, a couple of minutes of squeaking of bedsprings, and that's a cry that makes me deaf 
"You are one hundred bucks Asking me to dress up and fuck ?????, flee, son of a bitch", which is more or less: 100 mortadelo want to fuck? get dressed and go, the daughter of a bitch. " She replied that she lived far away, which was to return home, that there was no locomotion, which they did understand. They talked among themselves, they insisted they would not pay a dollar, they had gone voluntarily, and they were going to fuck. yes or yes. The thing was complicated at times, the girls threatened with the police, who told them all to go away, you big bitches (admittedly a bit if they were, that this is not done so)
I wanted to see, so I got as I could the batin (fortunately is broad and covers well the package) and when I passed them out in the hallway, they were girls who could have met me on the street, either They could have said any nonsense on the bus or on a terrace, I would have answered, we would finish playing in the tub to warm up and I excited, thinking I had tied.
And I wondered what would have done if, once the illusion of pickup, after a previous skirmishes and almost made into flour, ready to finish the job, the girl had whispered to me "sweetie, love, I live far away, you can help me with $ 100 for the taxi? "
And I suspect I know the answer.
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