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Curious statistics (from the forum Priligy)

Friday, September 4th, 2009

For a few years ago when I was alone, I made friends with a masseuse. As you know these pages that follow, I like massage, physical proximity with the masseuse does not make sense to me if no relief after the tension, and makes me a straw.
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There is no feeling of "being bad" to do so, even that is a sexual act, is rather a necessity, as the drink when thirsty. This will probably surprise to women who read it (if there is any at all), but really, I have no sense of intimacy with the masseuse at the moment I put oil massage cock and hugs me with his hands at the time that MUAC, MUAC, we give two kisses of welcome or farewell. That is why I ask or Burmese, French or other international specialties. I carpetovetónica a straw, strong and manly at the end of the session.

But all that separates us from the heart of the matter, and what motivates the post.

One, which is puton charlatan and earless, talks up a storm, and as not very inhibited, as he befriends people. And I made friends with the masseuse. Tell me if this root free to massage me? the answer is no, our relationship was friendly (I say was because I now live in another city), no advantage outside the massage room, and very professional.

But taking advantage of our friendship, I asked him to take me out of doubt. I wanted to know if their other clients lasted, before you run, as little as me. He said he had everything faster, slower, and customers, much as she insisted, although they stopped as she said (ie put them hard), not running. And she gave them 15 minutes. This means that in one hour massage, she spent 30 minutes massage, 15 minutes to stimulation, as she called the straw, and 15 for change of clothes. She, in the mean time, the stimulation began, and if after 45 minutes into the massage the guy had not run, or paying another time, or the street.

So I continued with my question. That other customers that were faster, slower or more ... I need numbers, numbers, statistics ...

So I asked him to join me in a notebook the time it took customers to run. I will say that there are sick minds, but I felt (and feel), as I say, more than curious about the topic. You may have seen already with the history of Priligy.

And I said I did not say how long it took me, I treat them as another client, pointing, and then you say how much I resembled my have lasted.

I guess you know, at this stage of the game, how a massage (the so-called "complete, antistress, happy ending"), the masseuse will massage fluttering doing more or less good, then it's up to the masseuse, and after the time, beginning with the sensitive, more or less supported, more or less localized as the response of the patient's body.

And once the man is able, he masturbates.

I asked him to calculate the age of the client, or the question and that would measure the time between the moment which really began masturbation (ie, and no more touching or more sensitive, the pure and simple straw), and the at which time the man runs.

And the truth is that the results surprised me ... of course, the sample is not statistically valid or size, as should have a size of about 700 individuals :) to represent the company, nor was antibiotic, which is called, ie a sample was selected. How to make a street poll on religion, and get to survey the street population, yes, but in front of the cathedral to the mass exit 12.

Probably the men who go to a massage are more pressed by the common nature of men that one finds on the bus, for example. And could not the evidence is on the bus, had to wait for the victims in the cabinet, where they arrived with a vengeance.

But if that statistically the masseuse was good was always the same, because things could do reasonably well, yes, always adapting to the tastes of each client.

But the variation of what can be done with the hands is not much, and she said that's what I wanted was that man had just rapidillo, if you are not tired the elbow, so look the way they saw The man responded better. Shame not to have it at hand because they would ask us to explain the variations.

But I was misled ...
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In summary, sample size, 34 individuals, average age 43. That surprised me, she does not select customers, and I thought they would be younger.

The Speedy Gonzales of the sample are two, and last 2 minutes, and are not the youngest, not only that, but they are above the average age: 47 and 51 years

After two more than 3 minutes, a 26-year old, which is logical, but another 60 (ole there!)

Then, the bulk of the curve, there are 11 customers last 5 minutes and 4 with 7

And then there are October 6 and 8 of 15. No sum 34 because I skipped some intermediate value.

And in the 15 minutes, ages ranging between 28 and 52.

Sure, I'd like to repeat the test now now Priligy.

And, I ask: how does the Bible ranking? (Bible that that the last shall be first. When she asked me what I thought it had lasted, I said three to four minutes, although I could not concentrate because I was thinking a lot in neurons elsewhere. And I said, well no, twice!

So I was pretty happy.

Thus shows that everything is relative.

Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh .... if Priligy!

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Priligy, pildora contra la EP Yes, already tried it!

Warm from the oven, fresh off a forum on the issue, as many (and I guess some :) ) You arrive here crammed with curious about the effects, indications and contraindications. His address is www.lospecesdecolores.com / priligy . And disgust if you do not have many things yet, but we must all do, so please you are invited and guests (let's correct) to read what's there, and leave your opinions.

And now, I'm with the blog

Was I following the unstoppable advance of Priligy, which is the ultimate pill ejaculators scurrilous. Or early, because time is running before insolent and rude.

A good media campaign, viral, came in every day (you see that journalists are pretty evil), a geographic approach in the press, is already on sale in Sweden, now in Germany, the Swiss premature ejaculation are in luck, Italian women arrive at the office with dark circles and a smile from ear to ear, Andorra stocks have been exhausted, arrives next week, on Wednesday, praise God, Priligy for sale in all pharmacies in the Kingdom of Spain. !

Wednesday, early morning, there I was, to guard against the pharmacy on duty.

Because I, like all of you, my dear grasshopper, I'm not EP (premature ejaculation), but you, like me, sure you have a friend suffering from evil. A friend who is looking at him and a woman has run, a friend who works out and the smell of his neighbor makes complete rider, a friend who see an ad for bra and underwear should be changed. Well I wanted to give my friend the solution to their problems, but of course I wanted to try it before, it was not to have side effects, such as creating the need to try with all his ex-lover, who had been frustrated (me had said while smoking post-coital cigarette) in more than one occasion.

Overall, I walked into the pharmacy, I asked four or five things you did not need me to be a clisterio, ointment against acne, carisisimo treatment for cellulite, a condom (which would need more?)
- You want something more?
- Ah, yes, Priligy
- Prili ... what?
- Priligy
- We have.
- But if today is put on sale!
- Since we have

And that voice in the back ... yes, we've received, wait ...
- 30 or 60?
- 30

I thought I would ask for the recipe, marriage certificate, Certificate of premature ejaculation, promise to use it according to the rules, but no, I asked 30-odd EurAc for 3 pills. No recipe, no promises.

And I arrived home trembling hands. I took the leaflet, 33 pages of fine print.

Pale.

First, you can only take between 18 and 64 years. The premature ejaculation youngster who wait, and the greater will be lucky if it runs in less than 3 hours, so get them.

Second, in more than one in 10 people causing dizziness, headache and nausea

Third, it is incompatible with any other medication (antidepressants, fungicides, anti-migraine treatments, some antibiotics, some natural medicine ...) and that from 14 days before to 7 days later.

Fourth, of course, no alcohol or driving machine, if you feel dizzy sit down immediately on the ground, his head lower than the feet (in general who is with the head lower than feet is my partner in bed) , or if you feel strange, with double personality, blurred vision, change in mood (as if running does not change the mood!), defecation urgency, seek medical advice indicating that one has taken. Only missing in the package insert recommendation also notify 112 for paramedics who are trained in the landing and the washstand has the mop ready (for that of the urgency of defecation)

Well, a little scared shitless, I must say, I decided to go to the pool and face the consequences. My Locker pharmacist was a virgin, not speaking of the pills contraindication Juanola, so I grabbed the phone, check that the accomplice did not hurt my head, I called a taxi, but could walk, just made me dizzy, and I took the tablet with a glass of water that is the condition.

And to wait between one and three hours.

The truth is that half an hour of taking it I felt a bit "weird" that is, not dizzy, not split personality, but a little ... gone? As after a double dose of two cafes. But could be the apprehension

Well, I came to my accomplice, we got down to work and if

I must say it works.

WE SAY THAT WORKS!

That is, the same actions that caused an immediate ejaculation (my accomplice has some tricks that only its experience in my body) now allowed control. Not that it numbs the area, the sensitivity was the same. Only that there was no urgency to ejaculate (hey, it was not total control, ie, we had to change position, or movement or rest, it was like the piston of a steam engine). We could play much longer.

If you noticed a difference. When it comes to the urgency of orgasm all the sensitivity is focused on the penis, and in my case was not so. He had a special sensitivity in the fingers that on another occasion had not felt. I remember that while moving her into sucking leeches, or the lascivious bass, or even the lizard licentious movements would have had immediate results, I was pinching her nipples. And I remember more the feel of her nipples in my fingers than my body on yours (is that the split personality?)

And she, under my, was reciting the mantra that the title of this post

Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh ... if Priligy!

And when he played end, we just normally. A good sex, we said in unison.

And after a while we go again (well, the runs), but I must say that the latter has already cost more. I would say (ale hop!) That cost as much as a third party without Priligy.

So I decided that it gave him the two remaining tablets to my friend, who was to me for me.

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