As I was walking the other day looking for-in another context, of course, what book or gospel was the phrase "He who has ears to hear (...)" and found it, but along the way came across the address www.tenga-eu . net, showing that God's ways are inscrutable, as well says Santa Teresa.
And what's in that direction? advertised as an appliance manual masturbator for men. Permit me, Entry to change the word "wank", "masturbator" that I find unpleasant words, by stroking, caressing. The and you follow this blog you use the word which I like better, but when you speak of stroking, caressing I mean jerk.
But I knew different models of vibrators for women (one day I will make a monograph on the subject), electric vibrators, which are plugged (scary!), The leading disposable batteries, the rechargeable batteries, submersibles, internal from the minute you take in up to size washing machine. No, no joke, I know who uses the centrifuge program to unite the devotion to duty. Talk about it, there are no static and mobile, land, sea and air I guess. A friend of mine got to the vibrations of the vaporetto in Venice. Not to mention what a two-cylinder 750 cm3 Norton, like the one I use in a woman with her legs spread, which is how the bike is now another day ... I mean, is an amusing anecdote.
And the motorized vibrators dildos are also static 
Who has your fiery front
a pincushion, do mischief!
For I delight wood stiff
and elusive painting.
Little is so much wood for fire.
If you give away a stick so sweetly
and with him so now your sex strike
What shall I do with meat hanging me?. (Anonymous s. XVIII)
but knew nothing for men, apart from the blow-up doll, which always seemed a sex attack (and taste). For that, I prefer my hand.
So, filled (curiosity) I learned where I sold, I was running (pun employee) and I buy the artilurgio photo:

The seller informed me that pert could choose between several models, the "missionary", which should include a Bible, the "woman on top" to be the deepest, "puppy" that certainly has collar, the "deep throat ".... I explained that although the outside is the same, was the interior finish that varied. I wondered if the model "Deep Throat" included a simulation language and epiglottis, and the "puppy" two categorically that made the tip just entered. Only one model includes engine and clean (ECSS), all others move by hand, are disposable, and once its function is thrown away.
I, who am clásicones tastes, I opted for the model missionary.
And no, it includes Bible.
And I took it home, eager to test. I took the envelope and that is what I could see:

by the way, maybe someone that reads I recognize the furniture, the shadow of the teapot, strainer or tea, having ever been at home. Discretion in this case!
And open the egg, what appears is what you can see, an egg envelope, ketchup or mustard as but is lubricant. I do not remember to include instructions or first aid kit, but at this stage of the game and I had caught the nerve, and felt the need to touch it.

Him out of the egg, and like a donut closed by a transparent film. With a consistency like jelly, very "meaty", very morbid white. Once positioned in place was fun, because it was like glans cap. A cap huge elephantine. And white. Not encouraging, until you pulled him down into the body. Then the cap accompanied the hand, and the movie, the closed would show through. That is, the cock was becoming more and more naked. It has much morbid curiosity, I must say.
And the touch? well, a gelatin with fleshy, and well filled with lubricant?? placed in such a pressure part and which regulates the user?. If you want to press as a virgin, pressed like a virgin, if you do not end immediately, relax a little pressure ... it's like magic. Well, I lasted a couple of minutes, despite riding with one hand occupied holding the video camera
. The cost per minute goes a little high but worth it.
Even better to play two, I think even more fun to watch the pileup when in use, with games of concealment and transparency has its one is looking at the face that puts the one being honored.
So, my little grasshopper lonely, my dear grasshoppers who want to make a gift to your partner and do not know which mood!
The truth is that, at least for me, a new experience.
and addictive 
indeed, I have pictures of the entire process, but not featured here, I seem a little risqué, even for this blog, if anyone is interested or a / a in this "first hand experience" and that the best employee ever first hand, to send me an email (sysop32@yahoo.es)