The investor nipples
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Before you begin, a small survey, as we talk about things (serious) of women, so please answer the question, and then follow the post ....
For once not explain a story of sex and violence
If not a funny story ... or it seems to me
As a friend of mine who lives in Latin America, he had made a reduction of tits, and nearly lost the nipple, because they cut it, reshape the breast, and paste it ... and of course, is a delicate thing. I remember seeing him on TV ... cut the nipple along the line of points (points that have drawn them first), they take it like a wilted flower, reshape the breast, and placed back in its rightful place.
But in the case of my friend, the nipple was not well irrigated and almost dropped ... but the end was not dropped, it was inverted (ie, instead of going out proudly, he was tucked inward ). And her nipple is shamefully sad. Total, that talking to some and others will say that an investor sold in Spain nipples, and that it had found a well-known in the English Court, and asks me if I can get. Well, I see my in the English Court of Castellana, parapharmacy department, asking a clerk if you have an investor of nipples, which I do not know what it's like, but I have asked ... of course ... ... investment investor nipples ... ... ... set of words is taboo. The clerk looked at me like a pervert that was to open his raincoat in front of her. No, we do not have that here. And he knows where I can find it? I did not. As it is in small appliances ...
And there I was. Neither had, although he had advised the clerk that I was going to be a man who looked serious, but surely wanted something unusual, because he had spoken of investment and nipples ... I get there and as if by chance there was a guard security in the area.
But they had had time to analyze my question, try to understand, and sent me to the most senior clerk to answer. A very kind lady, though dominatrix-like mustache and some told me to go to the Department of mom ...
There I go, I explain my ignorance apologizing, and talking about nipples, the subsidiary there tells me not afraid of anything, but in general are rather the women who buy these things, I give it, and I 'm happy with my purchase
Commenting on my odyssey with a friend, tells me that she also has the inverted nipple, and if one would buy it. So I return to my favorite dependent, and ask another. And I says, "have said, that there is a nipple boxes, and boxes for two nipples, which are cheaper, give me that I have sold, and the change."
And I answer: "because it will be that no, they are for different people." It was a little stop going to look the other box, looks at me very seriously, and hands it to me like a pervert.
And it is my fate ...









