The investor nipples
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Before you begin, a small survey, as we talk about things (serious) of women, so please just answer the question, and then follow the post ....
For once not explain a story of sex and violence
If not a funny story ... or it seems to me
As a friend of mine who lives in Latin America, he had made a reduction of tits and almost loses the nipple, because they cut it, reshape the breast, and paste it ... and of course, is a delicate thing. I remember seeing him on TV ... cut the nipple along the line of points (points that have drawn them first), they take it like a wilted flower, reshape the breast, and put back in its rightful place.
But in the case of my friend, the nipple was not well irrigated and almost dropped ... but the end was not dropped, it was inverted (ie, instead of going out proudly, he was tucked inward ). And its embarrassing nipple has it sad. Total, that talking about and others will say that an investor sold in Spain nipples, and that it had found a well-known in the English Court, and asks me if I can get. Well, I see me in the English Court of Castellana, Department of beauty products, asking a clerk if you have an investor of nipples, which I do not know what it's like, but I have asked ... of course ... ... investment investor ... nipples ... has ... set of taboo words. The clerk looked at me like a pervert that would open the front of her raincoat. No, we do not have that here. And he knows where I can find? I did not. As it is in small appliances ...
And there I was. Neither had, although he had advised the clerk that I was going to be a man who looked serious, but surely wanted something unusual, because he had spoken of investment and nipples ... I get there and as if by chance there was a guard security in the area.
But I had time to analyze my question, try to understand it, and sent me to the most senior clerk to answer. A very kind lady, but looking like a dominatrix and a little mustache told me to go to the Department of mom ...
There I go, I explain excusing my ignorance, and speaking of nipples, a subsidiary there tells me not afraid of anything, but in general are rather the women who buy these things, give it to me, and I 'm happy with my purchase
Commenting on my odyssey with a friend, tells me she also has the inverted nipple, and if you buy one with it. So I return to my favorite dependent, and ask another. And I says, "have said that there is a nipple boxes, and boxes for two nipples, which are cheaper, give me that I have sold, and the change."
And I answer: "because it will be no, they are for different people." It was a little stop, will seek another box, looks at me very seriously, and hands it to me like a pervert.
And it is my fate ...












